A zombie walks into a bar...

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

Yes! And I’m his… mother-in-law.

demidamage:

Credits to the right owner.

demidamage:

Credits to the right owner.

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’